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Personalized DeFi strategy builder. Custom allocation plan with agent-executable entry/exit paths, chain routing by capital size, and Berachain PoL integration for aggressive profiles.

Crypto security framework. Hardware wallet selection, seed phrase storage standards, multi-sig setup, smart contract approval hygiene. Graded assessment of current setup.

Live crypto threat intelligence. Current attack vectors, scam patterns, and defense playbook for phishing, wallet drainers, SIM swap, rug pulls, and flash loan attacks.

Exchange comparison by country and priority. Full fee table, security records, regulatory status, fiat on-ramp options. Coinbase, Kraken, Binance, Gemini, OKX, Bybit.

Jurisdiction-specific crypto tax guidance for US, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany, Portugal, UAE. Covers taxable events, loss harvesting, cost basis methods, DeFi complexity, reporting tools.

First-time crypto buyer guide. Exchange selection, KYC walkthrough, first purchase steps, wallet setup, DCA plan, and red flags to avoid. Country-specific recommendations.

Crypto spending guide. Best crypto debit cards (Coinbase Card, Crypto.com Visa, Strike, BitPay), merchant acceptance, Bitrefill gift cards, bill pay options by country.

Crypto-friendly banking guide. Banks/neobanks with high crypto tolerance (Mercury, Revolut, Kraken), de-banking risk assessment, and on/off ramp alternatives by country.

Merchant crypto payment setup. Compare BTCPay Server, Coinbase Commerce, NOWPayments, Strike, OpenNode by business type. Includes settlement strategy and tax obligations.

Institutional-grade, decision-ready crypto market brief — spot, derivatives (funding, options skew, DVOL), on-chain flows, regional premiums and macro-event odds. For trading and advisor agents.

Deterministic, data-only crypto snapshot — BTC/ETH price, 24h change, market cap, BTC dominance, total market cap, Fear & Greed sentiment. No LLM, no narrative. $0.25 preview tier; upsell pointer to the $0.50 /api/research-brief for full synthesis.

Options pricing + greeks calculator, deterministic — Black-Scholes (spot) or Black-76 (forward, the crypto-venue convention). Buyer supplies the inputs; returns price/delta/gamma/vega/theta/rho + breakeven, or solves implied vol from a price. Pure math, no data source, no LLM.

Perp funding-rate check, deterministic — hourly/8h-equivalent/annualized funding, direction, open interest, mark price for one coin or top markets, plus predicted funding across venues normalized to a comparable 24h rate. Keyless Hyperliquid public data, no LLM.

Cross-venue funding-arbitrage scan, deterministic — every liquid Hyperliquid perp ranked by widest venue funding spread (rates normalized by each venue's payment interval to 24h), with direction, annualized capture, and honest fee caveats. No LLM.

Perp volatility check, deterministic — annualized realized vol, NATR, Bollinger(20,2) width/%B, window high/low, from keyless Hyperliquid candles over a chosen interval and lookback. No LLM.

Perp funding-rate history, lookahead-safe — hourly Hyperliquid funding for up to 90 days/call (year+ reachable via end anchor), each row with available_at = settlement instant, plus summary stats. Built for backtests. No LLM.

dYdX v4 chain-state history — block-stamped hourly OI (units + USD via archived oracle price) and funding-index deltas from the open dydx-archive; history_since honestly disclosed. No LLM.

24/7 stock, commodity, FX and index marks from Hyperliquid HIP-3 perps — TSLA on a Sunday, weekend gold, pre-IPO SPCX. Mark/oracle price, 24h change, funding, open interest, plus session + oracle-regime flags (externally anchored vs venue-derived off-hours). Venue-native marks, not exchange tape. No LLM.

Positioning/sentiment on stock perps — which side of TSLA, NVDA or gold is crowded, 24/7. Funding rates + open interest on equities exist nowhere else. Per market: annualized funding, crowding label (crowded_long/short), OI USD + share, volume/OI turnover, premium vs oracle; summary names most crowded long/short and largest OI. Hyperliquid HIP-3. No LLM.

Live catalog of every Hyperliquid HIP-3 builder-deployed perp dex: deployer, status, market count, total OI, top markets with mark/funding/24h change. Enumerated fresh per call — deployers wind down without notice. No LLM.

Real-money implied probabilities from Hyperliquid HIP-4 outcome markets — FOMC decision odds, World Cup winner. Yes-side mids per outcome + vig, with resolution criteria. Market odds, not a model. No LLM.

Trust score for Hyperliquid HIP-3 perp prices: mark-vs-oracle divergence (bps) weighted by liquidity into a 0-100 quality score and clean/watch/elevated/high_risk label. Catches thin, disconnected marks that don't trip validator alarms. Omit symbol to scan the riskiest markets. No LLM.

Live rates for Hyperliquid's native on-chain borrow-lend market (read from the HyperCore reserve precompile): per reserve borrow/supply APR, utilization, LTV, total supplied/borrowed. Greenfield — nobody else covers it. No LLM.

HYPE staking + validator intelligence: per validator stake, share, commission, active/jailed status, uptime proxy; plus stake-concentration summary. No LLM.

Full perp positions for any Hyperliquid wallet (public on-chain state): coin, side, size, entry, notional, uPnL, leverage, liquidation price, plus net long/short skew. Copy-trade + contrarian signal source. No LLM.